Dear Santa,
It's been a crazy month, and I didn't get a chance to blog so many things since before Thanksgiving even. But now that you're gone, Santa, I'm at a loss.
What will I do without you?!!!!!
Your power over my children was a godsend! I threatened my children with coal at every turn, and the amazing thing is that they behaved every friggin' time. I even enjoyed a stress-free dinner at a fancy restaurant WITH THE RUFFIANS at my side! You are an amazing, jolly fat-man! I love you!
Please stay, dude.
You're the best. Don't leave me! I need you.
Shirley (Mama-Ruff)
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